Santa Claus

[dbummee]

I had a rather comical thing happen to me at my grandsons' little league game the other night.
There was a young fellow being kind of a pest and I thought maybe I could get him to behave
himself a little better. So I told him that I was Santa Claus and I was on vacation. I could fit the bill,
having white hair, what there is of it, and rather round belly. He wouldn't have any of it. He asked me where my beard was, and I said I shaved it for the summer. Then I showed him my white hair and he looked at me
and said " all old men have white hair". What could I say to that?

Tom DuRose

[nomdeplume57]

Well in today's society you could have been charged with Child abuse.

[RAM]

You have added more evidence that the Santa thing may be a hoax. I'm finally beginning to have serious doubts. Now the Easter Bunny is still ok. It is, isn't it?

Bad Bob

[kingfisher]

Take out pad and pencil and add his name to the Naughty List

[dbummee]

I get outsmarted all the time by my 12 year old grandsons. they know more about computers
and all the gadgets that are out there than I can ever hope to know. So why would it be a surprise
for some young fella to gun me when I tried to pull the wool over his eyes. Everyone had a good laugh
at the expense of the false Santa.

Tom DuRose

[nomdeplume57]

Some lil monsters by W.C. Fields
“Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ”

[dbummee]

I love 'em all. Most of the time anyway.