Thought for the day

[RAM]

Two things to never run out of:

1) Runway
2) Toilet paper

The result is the same in either case.

PS Lack of ice for supply plane to land off Little Diomede Island for six weeks resulted in total depletion of their stock of toilet paper this winter. Who says global warming isn't serious?

[Wayne B.]

Still not certain global warning is a man-made thing...but the results of running out of TP certainly is!