A hunter was trespassing when he came across a farmer plowing in his field with an old mule. The farmer advised the hunter that he was there without permission whereby the hunter allowed as how he didn't care. In fact, he lowered his double barrel shotgun and asked the farmer: "Old man, can you dance a jig?". The farmer answered as to how he didn't feel the need to at the moment. The hunter then blasted one barrel of the shotgun by the old farmer's feet and he started dancing vigorously up and down. "That's not bad!" said the hunter, who then let the other barrel go at the farmer's feet. He danced even higher this time.
The farmer calmed down quickly, and smiled at the hunter with the empty shotgun while at the same time reaching in his overalls and producing a big hog leg pistol. Then, looking the hunter right in the eye while pointing the pistol at the same spot asked him: " Mister-Have you ever kissed a red mule's a--?" The hunter smiled back and repied, very gently, "No sir, but I've been wanting to for a long time!"
Moral of the story-Sometimes even unpleasant tasks take on a better light with the right attitude. Bad Bob
