One more try to stir up controversy

RAM · Post by **RAM** » Thu May 03, 2007 3:18 pm

The cause of global warming is obviously sex. Really! Earth's population has doubled in less than three decades-likely to double to twelve billion in even less than three decades. No way to get around it. Sex most likelycaused this condition, according to the world's leading scientists. Everyone uses energy. More every year. No way to provide that much energy with windmills. Only answer is to outlaw sex worldwide before it is too late. Send your concerns to Al Gore and tell him to produce a new movie: "Celibacy-An Inconvenient Truth". I implore ORCA members to set an example, as Gore suggested, and China will follow our lead. Then India, and Indonesia, then all of Africa! Do your duty ORCAN's! If you worry about global warming, NO MORE SEX!
Bad Bob (As for me, I'm not worried)

Post by **john elder** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:17 pm

Well, at least that explains why the heating bill was so high at my house this year

Jerry J in OK · Post by **Jerry J in OK** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:07 pm

WOW, I am glad to know that and that I have not been responsible for any of it for quite a while...Load off of my mind...

Bert the Boykin · Post by **Bert the Boykin** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:28 pm

Why don't you send all those human pups to the vet and have them all fixed?

Post by **Brian F.** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:00 pm

Save the World, Hug Thee a Tree instead of a He or She

Post by **john elder** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:24 pm

I'm in the wrong place

Ron Mc · Post by **Ron Mc** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:17 am

I thought the cause was bean-and-cheese tacos.

Jack Bright · Post by **Jack Bright** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:10 am

Things have cooled off since Clinton has.

Ron Mc · Post by **Ron Mc** » Fri May 04, 2007 12:08 pm

Hillary? The White House can't take another young female intern scandal.

Post by **john elder** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:16 pm

this is clearly not the Choir

Ron Mc · Post by **Ron Mc** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:28 pm

http://rexcurry.net/book-rev-mein-kampf.html

John, this isn't your Blog, is it?

Post by **john elder** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:54 pm

Uh...that would be no, ron

Ron Mc · Post by **Ron Mc** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:15 pm

good, just checking. jester

One more try to stir up controversy

One more try to stir up controversy

Sex/cooling