On a more serious note....

[john elder]

this from Ron Lewis this morning, reporting on an airshow disaster...low flying pilot...totally out of control, just barely misses a crowd of spectators and slams into 4 buildings...not sure how many people were hurt but some certainly got the...er...well...they got scared:

[Steve]

Johnny-come-inflately finally proves domino theory correct! yay-banana

[Bill in Port Orange]

I feel for the people in the buildings , but what is standing next to the building in the background ?

[kingfisher]

That's "Kenny the Dunny man" taking photos for the insurance claim.

[nomdeplume57]

I feel for the people in the buildings , but what is standing next to the building in the background ?

that thing in the background is a Sasquatch .
Talking about a Crappy start on your first Flying Lesson.

[RAM]

guy in the first one started screaming "Fire! Fire!". several guys rushed to the rescue and got the door open, sans fire. When asked why he was yelling fire, he calmly answered: "You don't think anyone would help me if I yelled s---! do you?"

disrespectfully submitted, Bad Bob