My man cave was so filthy...

[RAM]

How filthy was it Bob?

My man cave was so filthy the dog wouldn't go in there even when it was snowing!

Anybody beat that? Bad Bob

[john elder]

(blatantly paraphrased from Larry The Cable Guy).The wife walked in the room and swore i was storin' stink bait! Tried to pass it off as just a case of the walkinfarts, but she wasn't buyin' it!

[Capt. Kirk]

My man cave is so filthy you can't tell the birds nests from the cobwebs.

[Ron Mc]

my man cave was so filthy the brown recluse spiders moved out

[RAM]

Good one Ron!
BB

[Capt. Kirk]

My man cave is so filthy my Redneck Cousin Bubba wouldn't go in to get a beer out of the fridge!

[Gregory L. Cramer]

My man cave is so filthy that I had to shoo out archaeologists looking for cave drawings.