Fourth of July Question
Fourth of July Question
Question for Ex Pats living just over (west of) the International Date Line-Does the Fourth of July come on the 3rd or the 5th there? Confused (as usual) in Music City-Bad Bob
Note: There is no hidden meaning in this question.
Note: There is no hidden meaning in this question.
nice bait fish!!!








Bad Bob's Dateline Dilemma
OK-Not one of you knows any more about time zones than me. So here goes another series of mad limericks!
Ron prefers fishing for Guadalupe bass
While Miltie prefers more mass.
As for me I prefer
(providing she's not too demure)
Angling for the smallmouth lass!
Bad Bob Go for it Teal and Steve!
Ron prefers fishing for Guadalupe bass
While Miltie prefers more mass.
As for me I prefer
(providing she's not too demure)
Angling for the smallmouth lass!
Bad Bob Go for it Teal and Steve!
Dateline limericks
Enough puny five-lined rhymes!
They're small change like nickles and dimes!
Try a Shakespearean sonnet,
Find your pen and get on it-
An iambic challenge on all fourteen lines!
Bad (The Bard of the South Harpeth) Bob
They're small change like nickles and dimes!
Try a Shakespearean sonnet,
Find your pen and get on it-
An iambic challenge on all fourteen lines!
Bad (The Bard of the South Harpeth) Bob
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Time Change
You guys have too much time on your hands. Come on out to the California coast where the 4th of July is always on the 4th of July and help me catch some KING SALMON. yay-banana [
July the Fourth, if on the Fifth or Third,
Wouldst make our dating system just a joke.
Canst thou not see? If such a thing occurred,
Our fireworks displays'd go up in smoke.
Yo! Greenwich time's the sole determinant
Of when John Hancock signed our revered tract.
That dateline stuff, in postings that thou sent,
Means nothing in the context here, in fact.
If, crossing it, thou leave the Fourth behind,
Thine Independence Day, alas, is gone.
Though this may play foul tricks upon thy mind,
The understanding of it needst be done:
Though some live on a diff'rent date from us,
Their Fourth is on their Fourth, so cut the fuss.
Bob, it's all yours.
Wouldst make our dating system just a joke.
Canst thou not see? If such a thing occurred,
Our fireworks displays'd go up in smoke.
Yo! Greenwich time's the sole determinant
Of when John Hancock signed our revered tract.
That dateline stuff, in postings that thou sent,
Means nothing in the context here, in fact.
If, crossing it, thou leave the Fourth behind,
Thine Independence Day, alas, is gone.
Though this may play foul tricks upon thy mind,
The understanding of it needst be done:
Though some live on a diff'rent date from us,
Their Fourth is on their Fourth, so cut the fuss.
Bob, it's all yours.
Date line doldrums and drivel
That time of year when summer's heat is vast
And hardy spirits wane but still persist
Tho springtime's verdant veil is recent past,
Ariseth self in early morning mist
To seek then ply the favored smallmouth stream.
It flows 'neath limp and sullen July boughs
Beside the fields where sheep and cattle dream.
I shall, with stealth and cunning skill, arouse
That wily prey, the bass, that surely waits
In deep and fecund pools, I shall entice
(Two or more perhaps), with feathered bait
Designed, disguised to seem like frogs or mice!
But he, the bass, says "Not to fear dear mate!
The dumbass doesn't even know the date!"
Bad Bob the Bard
And hardy spirits wane but still persist
Tho springtime's verdant veil is recent past,
Ariseth self in early morning mist
To seek then ply the favored smallmouth stream.
It flows 'neath limp and sullen July boughs
Beside the fields where sheep and cattle dream.
I shall, with stealth and cunning skill, arouse
That wily prey, the bass, that surely waits
In deep and fecund pools, I shall entice
(Two or more perhaps), with feathered bait
Designed, disguised to seem like frogs or mice!
But he, the bass, says "Not to fear dear mate!
The dumbass doesn't even know the date!"
Bad Bob the Bard
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3-1/8" Milward Flycraft, c. 1937-40. Made by JW Young & Sons, a "st. george clone"
(check my Show and Tell on "prewar JW Young")
It is the same reel as the Lyon & Coulson (also made by Young,) and William Mills & Son imported the same reel marked as a "Georgian".
(Allcocks called it a Marvel, and it was sold by virtually every UK catalog merchant with their handle.)
Just about the best fly reel ever made, IMO, and it made some sweet music today against those bass.
The rod is an 8-1/2' 3/2 Folsom 1510 made by Heddon, and about the same vintage as the reel.
This was private-access water on the Pedernales. Belongs to my friend Karen. The fish do not get hit here. I put that spotted bass into a hole as I came up the granite ruts. He probably thought I was a really big heron (in a funny hat). Caught him 3 casts later dredging the hole. There were pods of spotted bass in the moving water (fast channels in the rutted granite) and they impaled themselves on any swing in the current. Her place is right at the head of an impoundment. Upriver for spotted bass, down for largemouth. Had a banner day.

(check my Show and Tell on "prewar JW Young")
It is the same reel as the Lyon & Coulson (also made by Young,) and William Mills & Son imported the same reel marked as a "Georgian".
(Allcocks called it a Marvel, and it was sold by virtually every UK catalog merchant with their handle.)
Just about the best fly reel ever made, IMO, and it made some sweet music today against those bass.
The rod is an 8-1/2' 3/2 Folsom 1510 made by Heddon, and about the same vintage as the reel.
This was private-access water on the Pedernales. Belongs to my friend Karen. The fish do not get hit here. I put that spotted bass into a hole as I came up the granite ruts. He probably thought I was a really big heron (in a funny hat). Caught him 3 casts later dredging the hole. There were pods of spotted bass in the moving water (fast channels in the rutted granite) and they impaled themselves on any swing in the current. Her place is right at the head of an impoundment. Upriver for spotted bass, down for largemouth. Had a banner day.

Ongoing dueling rhymes (will it never end?)
Texas bass and a landowner lass,
And the fishing seemed quite brisk!
We of less good fortune tresspass
To slip up on our bass
But the smallies are worth the risk!
Bad bob
And the fishing seemed quite brisk!
We of less good fortune tresspass
To slip up on our bass
But the smallies are worth the risk!
Bad bob
yes RON MUCH NICER!!!







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I make a point to fish it only once/year - wouldn't want to make Karen's fish numb to our tactics.
She heads up a Casting for Recovery group (women) and takes them out several times/year as well.
The guys that went down the impoundment found nice smallmouth at the next drop

realized I didn't have a view upriver from yesterday, but here's one my buddy Ewell took last year.
It's all granite. The depth is really surprising. Very easy to step into plunges over waist deep.

this is a fly fishing small group that I head up in my church. We go to Saturday nite church and fish every other Sunday morning. Like I said, it was sweet of Karen to invite us out.

here's some photos from our last trip to the upper Guadalupe. The limestone and cypress trees make that water a nicer respite from the sun.
http://orcaonline.org/images/pixel.gif ... php?t=1392
(oh and I do have more than a couple of other fishing shirts - seems that's the one I'm wearing in all these photos, though - must be my lucky shirt - ha.)
She heads up a Casting for Recovery group (women) and takes them out several times/year as well.
The guys that went down the impoundment found nice smallmouth at the next drop

realized I didn't have a view upriver from yesterday, but here's one my buddy Ewell took last year.
It's all granite. The depth is really surprising. Very easy to step into plunges over waist deep.

this is a fly fishing small group that I head up in my church. We go to Saturday nite church and fish every other Sunday morning. Like I said, it was sweet of Karen to invite us out.

here's some photos from our last trip to the upper Guadalupe. The limestone and cypress trees make that water a nicer respite from the sun.
http://orcaonline.org/images/pixel.gif ... php?t=1392
(oh and I do have more than a couple of other fishing shirts - seems that's the one I'm wearing in all these photos, though - must be my lucky shirt - ha.)