If you are not already famous by age 50, odds are you'll have to do something really stupid to make it. But don't despair-the possibilities are endless! Numerous examples on request.
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- john elder
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There's such a thin line between Famous and Infamous...you will note the latter is not the same as Unfamous (category for most of us except RAM, noted author of "Stream Dynamics, Fact of Fiction"). Infamy is sooo much easier to attain than Famy. ...and likewise, Famy is hard to hold onto...Just ask Chicken...he got less than an hour! But then, that's 45 minutes longer than the 15 minutes Andy Warhol told us to expect.
So, lemme see...if you're 50 and the average male lives to be, say, 82 (let's be optimistic here and give fishin guys an edge on the rest), that means we have 4 x 24 x 365 x 32=1 million, one hundred twenty-one thousand, two hundred eighty Windows of Opportunity! Hell, let's go have a beer...plenty of time!...except for Jack B.
...no naps for you!
Deke
So, lemme see...if you're 50 and the average male lives to be, say, 82 (let's be optimistic here and give fishin guys an edge on the rest), that means we have 4 x 24 x 365 x 32=1 million, one hundred twenty-one thousand, two hundred eighty Windows of Opportunity! Hell, let's go have a beer...plenty of time!...except for Jack B.

Deke