OK, RAM!....It's Time

Post by **john elder** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:16 am

It's been a couple weeks now, Bob! It's time you gave up on that I'm-not-going-to-post-on-the-everthingbutreels-forum! We need your divine guidance and wisdom over here! We got guys trying to ice fish on a Slurpee! We got collectors starting to collect Barbee rods and reels! Al is still burning gas as he greens up the mansion! Hillary is still in the fight! Bush has now decided he'll try for the same Swan Song as the last 4 presidents and is off to the Middle East! I'm looking at the weather this AM as they show simultaneous tornadoes in Washington State and Mississippi and they're jogging in T shirts in New York City in JANUARY! ...in spite of the myth of GLOBAL WARMING! I'm thinking of moving to Texas just for the fishing! It's UTTER CHAOS!

RAM · Post by **RAM** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:46 pm

Deke! How could you have left out the stock market collapse, the mortgage meltdown, the dreaded "R" word, and the new $2,500 car from India that will be marketed to over a billion people in Asia? Repent! So little time, so many sins! Bad Bob

Post by **john elder** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:12 pm

Oh, and isn't that interesting...it's snowing in Bagdhad!...but that happened last 100 years ago, so it's probably just a sign of Armageddon and nothing to do with climate change

Reel Geezer · Post by **Reel Geezer** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:09 pm

Of course the climate is changing. It has forever. But I thought that climate change we were worrying about was global warming? Or was it cooling? Every 20 years it seems to change.

Please explain Al?

And John, what's this about the California government being able to control the thermostat in your home?

Post by **john elder** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:26 pm

Oh, it's better than that! Big Industry has taken to putting up FAKE thermostats! So all those freezing secretaries and hot hormone-laced execs can change them all day and never cost the company a dime!

RAM · Post by **RAM** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:30 am

RE: Snow in Bagdad: It did snow there in the 40s (1940s, that is) according to this AM Tennessean.

Post by **john elder** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:25 pm

Yes, considering that source, the math would work out about right

...take off your shoes, Bob

m3040c · Post by **m3040c** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:27 am

Hey John, I love your comments. Were you ever a writer for Saturday Night Live

Yes, everything is hunky--dory. There is no such thing as Global Warming or Greenhouse Effect. I live in New York and no longer have to turn my boiler on until January. I love it.

Let see how well our country is doing in the War department. We joined a War in Korea around 1952, that is not done yet. Then we did the War in Viet-Nam, lost that one. We had a War on Drugs, a War on Poverty and we now have a War on Terrorism, a War in Iraq, a War in Afghanistan and I think there may be a war somewhere in Brooklyn. Anyways, we did win in Grenada

And then there is Healthcare... OH no, I will not go there

Someone may hit me and then I will need a doctor

Can't afford that and I have Health Insurance, of course my children do not, so I keep them locked up in the basement so they do not get hurt.

But since the Oil companies are doing so well my retirement plans are safe. I am very secure in my future and will be a happy retired guy as soon as I reach 75 years old, maybe, if my children stop asking me for my money to pay off their college loans and put gas in their car.

Yes, all things are grand

They could not be better. and you know what, my older son has found a starter house, all he needs is $100,000 for the down payment to enable him to have a $400,000 mortgage which he will be paying at a rate of $3500 a month for the next two hundred years.

This all being said, let us elect another Republican that we can go have a beer with. At least I know he will not take away my AK47