Redneck dictionary

Someplace just to show that reel collectors do have a life
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RAM
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Redneck dictionary

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examples, phonetics similar

Bar...Bar, or bear
Car...Concern, or what non rednecks drive
Far...Fire!
Gar...In high gar if on the way to a bar
Jar...Something to put moonshine in
Lar...Untruthful person
Nar...If y'all don't agree with me yur nar minded!
Par...Two of anything
Rar...Only way to cook steak
Sar...Too much vinegar in the BBQ sauce
Tar...Tire, or somthing you get on your truck driving on hot paving
War...Friction, or location of something...wars he at?
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Post by Don Champion »

Bob - War as in war pliers?
Hose pipe = garden hose
Ramp = wild onion
Poke = a bag or sack, also a tall weed with purple berries.
Hayd = head
Young'uns = children
You'uns = you
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Y'ALL----> YOU ALL

EYE TALYEN ------> PERSON FROM ITALY

ALPHABET---------> HOW A SOUTHERNER PRONOUNCED MY LAST NAME

YANKEE-----> WHAT SOUTHERNERS CALL ME
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Post by RAM »

One of my favorites was Jeff Foxworthy's:

Use the words Iraq and Iran in the same sentence:

"If I had a rack like that I'd a ran for Miss Tennessee too!"

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