CAPTION CONTEST

[john elder]

I thought of about 10 titles I might give this post, but thought it might be fun to let all of you tack on your favorite.

So, the story goes, I have these wonderful little plastic "sheds" alongside the house where I try to make room in the garage for more fishing crap by putting assorted other things in these sheds...things like fertilizers, pots, bug and weed sprays and varmit traps. The trouble with these sheds is that they are put together like Legos and if moved, the joints open up, allowing critters to enter and set up residence. Well, I got tired of dealing with that, so last week I tore two of the sheds all apart...got rid of the assorted mouse/rat nests, then screwed all the corners together so there was ZERO space for any beast to enter.

Well, I opened up one of them this AM...and not only had the little SOB figured out how to get in the shed, but had somehow managed to get in my Have-a-Heart rat trap and build yet another nest! "Mousedini"...the painter working on the house saw this beast and said it was pretty big...how the hell it managed to get through 1 inch square mesh (the doors are locked down on the trap) and build that nest is beyond me...perhaps it is the ghost of some mouse I had offed in the past...sigh...

[Ron Mc]

Unimpressed by trap.

[john elder]

So, I set some traps last night. I was beginning to get the notion that the painter was pulling my chain and had put that nest in the trap! So, I set two peanut butter-baited traps, one in and one out...this is what I saw this morning. She must be about ready to drop some kids...5 inches away from that peanut butter and could care less! ...and obviously, can go thru those 1 inch holes without a problem!

[Paul M]

I Need a Cat

[Steve]

"Don't mesh with me!"

[RAM]

"Today Deke's shed, tomorrow the world!"

Bad Bob

[Paul M]

"The One that Got Away"

[BirdDog]

The last great act of defiance.

[Jonathan P. Kring]

"Peanut, Peanut Butter, I love Peanut Butter, You love Peanut Butter, We love Peanut Butter Too"!

[Jason]

"I can't deal with life on the outside"

[Paul M]

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun.
I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.

The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the heck are you going?"

The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to beat up Deke's cat then camp out in his mousetrap"

[Capt. Kirk]

I love playing mind games with humans.

[Rick H]

She must be about ready to drop some kids...

Mickey Lives!

[greyhound]

It might be a trap but I couldn't give a rats ar$e