Tag-lines, Signatures, whatever

[OCauto]

I find these to be quite amusing. feel free to use them.
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
• Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
• War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
• I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
• In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify I put 'DOCTOR'.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
• You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive twice.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit "the target."
• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
• You're never too old to learn something stupid.
• I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one.
• Advice: Never open your door to anyone you see coming up the sidewalk carrying a bible or a gun-especially if he is carrying both.
• First rule of Holes...when in one, quit digging.
• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• It doesn't have to be great, but please don't let it be awful
• "life was meant to be enjoyed, not endured!"
• I have NEVER been lost, confused for a month or two, but never lost.
• I have never yet caught a fish on the first cast, nor have I ever made a first cast without thinking I would catch a fish .

[john elder]

All Keepers! thanks, Al!

[RAM]

Good ones OC! Add this one to your list:

Advice: Never open your door to anyone you see coming up the sidewalk carrying a bible or a gun-especially if he is carrying both.

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