Revolt Against Forms!

[RAM]

On forms at the doctor's office that have a place for "sex"' put "yes" or "too old".

On the form with a long list of ailments and diseases you may have had, put "All of the above". Where it says "Other ", write "I think some sort of STD, but I'm not sure".

Where it says "Race" always put a question mark. They won't dare ask you to clarify.

When it asks who to notify in case of emergency put "911".

When they ask "What medications are you allergic to" put "placebos".

When asked for "Insurance" put "State Farm".

When they ask "Occupation" put "Contraband".

For business address write "car".

All this will brighten the nurse 's day but will require that you redo the form. Something to kill time during the hour you have to wait for your appointment you arrived at on time.

[nomdeplume57]

When they ask for race ,I put (Human).
One thing I will never understand is the commercials on the tube about some New Drug and they tell ya to tell your Doctor about heart problems and Liver Disease.

Aren't the Doctors suppose to already KNOW about these things ?

[Midway Tommy D]

and they tell ya to tell your Doctor

I agree, that is about as stupid as it can get. If I have to tell my Doc about the med, then I really have to tell me to find a new Doc.

Tom

[OCauto]

When it ask you to list any allergies, I immediately write down paperwork and don't finish the form