You may not be from the South if you will eat grits when served-You are just being a gentleman.
You are probably from the South if you pronounce "grits" with two syllables.
You are definitely from the South if grits are not on the plate when breakfast is served and you ask 'Why not?'
Bad (Smallmouth don't belong in Minnesota, Maine, or Idaho!) Bob
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john elder
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Speaking of Grits, my best old friend Sonny Fry used to deliver Grits all over town. I couldn't do that mag as it was not allowed in our house, due to the high likelihood of pictures of aliens, two-headed chickens, and nearly nekked people on occasion...wonder if it still exists?
..but I digress...sorry Bob...it was Southernish Indiana, but we were north enough to make fun of people eating grits.
..but I digress...sorry Bob...it was Southernish Indiana, but we were north enough to make fun of people eating grits.
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Jerry J in OK
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WAHT? NO GRITS??
usa Now what is this? are you all not American ? HELO CHEWIN TOBACA! Ifn my grits aint on the plate with some fresh churend buter out of the old white pine churn, and a wee bit of salt a peper , some good fresh sliced slab bacon and eight good large eggs, also some fresh hot coffee and some griddle cakes with some sargums, then you all aint a livin! You will never gits big and strong, and you alls wont be able to lands those 90lb cat fish! posibly we can order some grits at the next nationals? in Dawijiac mich , yesum those jack pine wood chopers in the Woverine State, most Migrated from TENN to work in them thar automobily places, SOOOO Michican now is second only to TENN in GRIT EATERS! Long lives us that live on grits and collared Greens! you all come back you hear? You Transplanted Ohio conection On Lake ERIE Col. Milton Lorens aka SWIM JIG