Advice to ORCAns both female and male,
To quieten the din of the Al Gore wail,
Get neutered or spayed
(Or at least avoid getting laid),
All other measures are doomed to fail!
Six billion and counting- tic tic tic...BOOM!
Bad Bob
PS-Brian-Can this pass censure?
Sunday's Sermon from the Reverend (Most) Bob
You're in luck, Bob. I haven't got around to adding "laid" to the word censor yet but compared to what's on that list, I think it's pretty tame!
Ah, ok. Due to popular demand in my own mind for my one stab at this I'll replay here:
Save the World, Hug Thee a Tree instead of a He or She
Ah, ok. Due to popular demand in my own mind for my one stab at this I'll replay here:
Save the World, Hug Thee a Tree instead of a He or She
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...sheep dating?...but i digress...
The trouble, you see, with RAM's remedy,
When the input of daughters and sons,
Declines from the likes of us ORCANs
We'll get overrun by the Huns...
That breath thru their mouths
and never acquired
The good sense to use proper means,
To reign in the fire of wanton desire
To propagate their mutie genes.
Towel off from your dip in the gene pool,
Try reading or trips to the 'bay,
But just be aware there are those that don't care.
And will always be found in the hay.
The trouble, you see, with RAM's remedy,
When the input of daughters and sons,
Declines from the likes of us ORCANs
We'll get overrun by the Huns...
That breath thru their mouths
and never acquired
The good sense to use proper means,
To reign in the fire of wanton desire
To propagate their mutie genes.
Towel off from your dip in the gene pool,
Try reading or trips to the 'bay,
But just be aware there are those that don't care.
And will always be found in the hay.