Three stages in a man's life

[RAM]

Stage 1) The ladies look at you with interest
Stage 2) The ladies look at you with disinterest
Stage 3) The ladies look the other direction

Which stage are you in?

Bad Bob (no comment)

[Jerry J in OK]

When I was younger Stage 1, now Stage 2. When I was younger all the women smiled at me, now that I am older they go ahead and laugh cuz they know it won't hurt my feelings...Go figure...

Jerry

[Jack Bright]

At stage 4 it`s all a fog of memories anyhow. so who gives a bleep !

[Reel Geezer]

I disagree with the other assessments of stage 4). I have found that all the young gals now smile and say hi. You apparently reach a stage where they know you are harmless.

I'm there!

Whoa: I had to come back here an attach an update - I just noted that the next thread is "a source for screws..."

[ShotgunRiderRob]

geezer needed that laugh today

[Jack Bright]

At this point you give up arguing, etc.

[Robin Sayler]

I'm still fighting off the ladies, espcially since monday i started my new job for the summer as a design engineer. I need to wear a tie every day, i guess ladies kind of like that...

Took me a few tries to tie the darn thing yesterday morning though...

[john elder]

4 stages from the other side:

1) We view the ladies with great interest (in general, they don't like snakes)

2) We view the ladies with greater interest (they have parts we don't have)

3) We view the ladies viewing our interest (often, with help from a lawyer)

4) And finally, we view them by looking up (from our side of the gravesite).

..and on that bright note, I bid adieu

[Jim Madden]

When I was younger, the ladies were beating down the door at me...
I eventually had to let them out.

[reelkahuna]

When I was younger, the ladies were looking for security...when I tried to pick them up at a bar ,thats what they would yell!