Four most common questions from wives

RAM · Post by **RAM** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:55 am

My candidates:

1) Will you...?
2) Did you...?
3) When are you going to...?
4) Why didn't you...?

Bad Bob

orourke · Post by **orourke** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:28 pm

1) Amen

2) Amen

3) Amen

4) Amen

Rubber Reel Lady · Post by **Rubber Reel Lady** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:05 pm

I can't believe you missed the most common question. Why do you need another reel?

Jerry J in OK · Post by **Jerry J in OK** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:37 pm

A few others:

1. Where you been?

2. What did you buy?

3. What did it cost?

4. Where you gonna put it?

Jerry

Don Champion · Post by **Don Champion** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:44 pm

The one I'm asked most often is What do you need that for?

Post by **john elder** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:15 pm

...and the ever popular:

"What do you mean by that?!"

(Note: there is no correct answer to this question!)

Jim Wiegner · Post by **Jim Wiegner** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:38 pm

And number 5:

"Why are you still living in MY house"? After thirty four years of marital bliss, my mate would prefer that I lived in the garage!

Jim

RAM · Post by **RAM** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:52 am

Typical (Bad Bob's) answers to questions 1-4:

1) Sure

2) Not yet

3) As soon as I get a chance

4) I forgot

Observations:

Answers 2 through 4 are incorrect answers.
Quick action on the request always results in another request.
Time spent fooling with reels is considered wasted time.
So is time spent dawdling on Reel Talk, best done, like fooling with reels when spouse is away.
Time spent fooling with reels is at least better than fooling around, but don't try that line. It will just create trouble.

Four most common questions from wives

Four most common questions from wives

Four most common questions from wives.