Item on Nashville Evening News last night:
A lady reported her Jesus statue was stolen from her yard. When she went to its former location a note was lying there. It read: "Look in your mail box." When she went to the mail box she retrieved a ransom note which read:
"We have your Jusus statue (name "Jesus" had flowers respectfully drawn around it). If you want to ever see it again start scooping up your weenie dog poop!"
At the interview by the TV news team the lady stated: "Yes, I have four daschounds which I take for a walk each day, but I carry a plastic bag and scoop up all their little poops! That statue is an antique Jesus statue and was my dear uncle's who left it to me."
Please pray for a speedy resolution to this serious crime!. And stay tuned for new developments.
Bad Bob's Reporting Service
