1) Call his dog dumb (ugly is ok)
2) Say his football team couldn't beat the Old Ladies Home
3) Say he can't cast a lure without a GPS guidance system
4) Call him a "Girlie Man"
5) Tell him he can't hold his beer
6) Tell him he is "beer-brand challenged"
7) Tell him he couldn't hit a duck in a bucket with a machine gun
Tell people he loves cats9) Tell him his political beliefs are terribly misguided
10) etc
27) Tell him his wife reminds you of something you saw in a Godzilla movie
Bad Bob